Monthly Archive: May 2015

10 Faces Only A Mother Could Love

There’s a magical thing that happens when you point your camera at your baby. They’re making the BEST face, smiling, laughing and cooing. Then, that camera snaps. Some point in the few milliseconds between...

Your baby is the size of a what?

One of the fun things about pregnancy is looking up how big your baby is each week. The problem I have with this is that they use things like bananas, avocados and kumquats. First...

Medieval Time-Out

This weekend, Gwen to her first (of many) conventions! Spooky Empire’s horror convention was an excellent introduction to the world of freaky fandom. Gwen even got a chance to get tortured in the most excellent...

6 Pregnancy Symptoms WebMD Won’t Tell You About

Decreased Tolerance of Bullshit Your sister is telling you yet another tale of “that asshole at work.” Your friends are fighting and vaguebooking instead of communicating. Your dog pees on the floor. This kind of stuff...

Newborn Bingo

From the makers of Pregnancy Bingo! We’re back by popular demand with Newborn Bingo. I think I’ve got blackout on this one.