How much do I love you?
Do you want to know how much I love you? I’d tell you, but I’m bent over the toilet now, losing my breakfast for the second time. Can I tell you how much I...
Monthly Archive: December 2019
Dear Santa: Thanks for being a great guy.
He’s jolly. He’s sweet. With a beard that can’t be beat. That’s right- we’re talking about Santa. He’s the perfect man! Married to the same woman for eons, he generously gives gifts to the...
Hurry up, please.
Three words, you should never – ever tell a toddler. These are the code words that fire off a command in your kid’s brain to move their body in slow-motion. Big clomping steps become...
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