How much do I love you?
Do you want to know how much I love you?
I’d tell you, but I’m bent over the toilet now, losing my breakfast for the second time.
Can I tell you how much I love you?
I wish I could, but I’m crying again because of a sad commercial I remembered from years ago.
Would you like to hear how much I love you?
I’ll tell you – right after I refuse to eat these holiday treats – I can’t have too much sugar – it’s bad for you.
Do you know how much I love you?
Let me inject some more insulin and I’ll tell you in just a moment.
So how much do I love you?
I gave up coffee. Coffee.
That’s how much I love you.
More than coffee.