Happy Mother’s Day to the Other Mothers!
You are amazing! Every day you toil and work to keep your little bugger alive. Today you deserve peace, happiness, love, appreciation, flowers, candy, a nap, some time in the bathroom to yourself, something nice to wear and a place to wear it to, some comfortable slippers and something made out of macaroni and pipe cleaners. You deserve all these things every day, but especially today, because this day is just for you.