How much do I love you?
Do you want to know how much I love you? I’d tell you, but I’m bent over the toilet now, losing my breakfast for the second time. Can I tell you how much I...
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Your baby is the size of a what?
One of the fun things about pregnancy is looking up how big your baby is each week. The problem I have with this is that they use things like bananas, avocados and kumquats. First...
6 Pregnancy Symptoms WebMD Won’t Tell You About
Decreased Tolerance of Bullshit Your sister is telling you yet another tale of “that asshole at work.” Your friends are fighting and vaguebooking instead of communicating. Your dog pees on the floor. This kind of stuff...
What if Dr. Seuss wrote about Pregnancy?
We all love the books of Dr. Seuss – but what if he were to write about the ever-entertaining aspects of pregnancy? Someone from the amorphous internet graced us with this hilarious rhyme. ...
My Birth Story – Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Epidural
Whelp, it happened. It was kind of a nightmare, with moments of sheer joy that wiped the nightmare away. On the whole a truly humbling experience. I’ll never speak ill of epidurals or catheters...
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