Tagged: funny

The Unorthodox Baby Glossary

Deathrattle – That last disturbing yowl through the monitor right before the baby falls asleep. Hitler – The name you call to see if your baby is answering to their name,or just any word...

How to Baby

These images have been floating around the internet for some time…but damn, I still get a kick out of them. Here they are!

Your baby is the size of a what?

One of the fun things about pregnancy is looking up how big your baby is each week. The problem I have with this is that they use things like bananas, avocados and kumquats. First...

Medieval Time-Out

This weekend, Gwen to her first (of many) conventions! Spooky Empire’s horror convention was an excellent introduction to the world of freaky fandom. Gwen even got a chance to get tortured in the most excellent...

6 Pregnancy Symptoms WebMD Won’t Tell You About

Decreased Tolerance of Bullshit Your sister is telling you yet another tale of “that asshole at work.” Your friends are fighting and vaguebooking instead of communicating. Your dog pees on the floor. This kind of stuff...