Stupid Crap My Baby’s Toys Say
My kid has a lot of toys. Most of them talk, and they never seem to shut up. Some of it is at least vaguely educational, when it’s not sing-song nonsense. The rest of...
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My kid has a lot of toys. Most of them talk, and they never seem to shut up. Some of it is at least vaguely educational, when it’s not sing-song nonsense. The rest of...
With a new year, inevitably comes New Year’s resolutions. They’re always the same. Lose weight Keep the house clean Earn more money Take more time to myself Be more artistic Pay more attention to...
I’ve been afraid of changin’. It’s true. I’ve been worried that the mom life would eject what little “cool” I had and replace it with momness. It’s happened, to a degree, but there’s an...
When I was pregnant, everyone would always tell me how having a baby and becoming a mother changes everything. I don’t think that’s true. It does, however, change YOU. It changes your perspective, and...
We visited the Orlando Maker Faire and had a fabulous time. Part craft fair, part STEM booster and part (what seemed like) a science fair made up this nerdlicious event. There were booths from...
Deathrattle – That last disturbing yowl through the monitor right before the baby falls asleep. Hitler – The name you call to see if your baby is answering to their name,or just any word...
As we grow older and become the foul thing we never thought we’d beā¦the “Adult”, we also get to know our parents as people, rather than monoliths of discipline, comfort and stability. They become...
This baby is adorably gross. Remember to eat your vegetables.
#10. Incredulous Baby in a Bumbo That’s right, kid. #9. Braveheart Baby Hold til you see the white of their bibs! #8. Da Boss. Don’t forget the TPS report #7. Sarcastic Baby Go the...
Well, I did it for three days in a row. That’s something, right? Being a parent isn’t easy. Things happen. Babies are time-consuming. It’s not about the results, it’s about the journey. The great...
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