Pregnancy Scares are Scarier with a Toddler
It’s been forever since I’ve posted, so much now that my baby isn’t much of a baby anymore. She’s a rambunctious little monster, ruling the house with her iron, spaghetti-sauce covered thumb. She’s a...
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Me-ternity. Rage-fodder garbage, or inalienable right?
To be honest, in my opinion, the entire concept is stupid. Yes. We’re mothers. We know it’s not easy. It’s fantastic a lot of the time, horrible a good chunk of the time, but...
I’m back, baby!
I’m back. I know, it’s been a long time. I’ve also written a post like this before, promising to write more, to get more out into the world about my life, my baby and...
Stupid Crap My Baby’s Toys Say
My kid has a lot of toys. Most of them talk, and they never seem to shut up. Some of it is at least vaguely educational, when it’s not sing-song nonsense. The rest of...
New Year’s Resolutions
With a new year, inevitably comes New Year’s resolutions. They’re always the same. Lose weight Keep the house clean Earn more money Take more time to myself Be more artistic Pay more attention to...
How I Have Changed Since Becoming a Mom
When I was pregnant, everyone would always tell me how having a baby and becoming a mother changes everything. I don’t think that’s true. It does, however, change YOU. It changes your perspective, and...
The Orlando Maker Faire
We visited the Orlando Maker Faire and had a fabulous time. Part craft fair, part STEM booster and part (what seemed like) a science fair made up this nerdlicious event. There were booths from...
The Unorthodox Baby Glossary
Deathrattle – That last disturbing yowl through the monitor right before the baby falls asleep. Hitler – The name you call to see if your baby is answering to their name,or just any word...
Moms Doing Bad Things
As we grow older and become the foul thing we never thought we’d be…the “Adult”, we also get to know our parents as people, rather than monoliths of discipline, comfort and stability. They become...
10 Hilarious Baby Memes That Will Make You Pee a Little
#10. Incredulous Baby in a Bumbo That’s right, kid. #9. Braveheart Baby Hold til you see the white of their bibs! #8. Da Boss. Don’t forget the TPS report #7. Sarcastic Baby Go the...
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