Monthly Archive: January 2016

Stupid Crap My Baby’s Toys Say

My kid has a lot of toys. Most of them talk, and they never seem to shut up. Some of it is at least vaguely educational, when it’s not sing-song nonsense. The rest of...

New Year’s Resolutions

With a new year, inevitably comes New Year’s resolutions. They’re always the same. Lose weight Keep the house clean Earn more money Take more time to myself Be more artistic Pay more attention to...